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DATELINE: FRIDAY. APRIL 14, 2023 8:40 AM PACIFIC DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

Greetings from the Valley Glen neighborhood of zip code 91401! It’s another perfect day for hot yoga and gallons of fresh brewed soothing herbal probiotic teas, Japanese-German-hybrid-cockroach-repelling candles, silk sheets, a plush down comforter, and an on-demand personal bisexual chef specializing in organic cuisines 24/7, and a two-person bathtub, hot tub and sauna, hepa-filtered air, anti-microbial filters on every faucet (kitchen and bathrooms), and artificial sunshine in backlit spaces with northern exposure windows with translucent one-way windows so that no privacy shades are needed, ceiling fans to continuously circulate the air, wood-burning stoves placed strategically to provide whole-house heating without electric and or rooftop solar panels supporting off-the grid electrical power. Voila! My fantasy sybaritic pleasure palace is 90% complete.

In 2023 real life, I am poor as a church mouse and being made to battle TB sans medical-industrial-complex minimum antibiotics treatment that may yet arrive, five and one-half months ( and counting) after 10.25.2023 and 12.22.2023 exposure to TB and Klebsiella Pnuemoniae via raw sewage being pumped up into my kitchen sink, flooding the adjacent cabinets and floors in a Japanese-German-hybrid-cockroach-infested one bed/one bath apartment. From January 3, 2023 through some as yet unknown completion date, all 22 apartments of my predominately…