FANTASTIC FRIDAY HEADLINE NEWS, AMERICA:"Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner could be on the move — a College Hunks Hauling Junk truck was just spotted outside their Washington, DC, mansion"**
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Okay, if this news is real it's fine for the moment if the whole lot of them escape to an island. Let them hide in plain sight. America could then sell the island to China, Russia, Cuba, or North Korea.
The sale would provide funding to end poverty and homelessness in at least the southeastern US or fund 4 years of universal basic income in the US. Such a move makes it simple to shun America's most storied first Radical Zionist Mafia Family. Wouldn't that be a deliciously divine and devilish irony?
Any of the aforementioned buyer-nations would love a US mainland adjacent island. After the sale closes, we can legitimately disenfranchise them, revoke their passports, and erect an electronic fence around their island. Voila! a perfect gilded cage. The Trumps and any remaining 1%ers on the island would be motivated to reverse global warming to prevent the sea level rise from turning their home into an underwater prison. Or not. And, anyone with enough money would be welcome to relocate to what would undoubtedly become DJT Island. Note well: The island family's flag was revealed at the January 6 terrorist attack at the US Capitol.
Speaking of the US Capitol Terrorist Team, they can all be deported to serve the family on the island and would therefore be required to permanently relocate to Trump Island. All of those with weapons would be tasked with island security.
In a finale, hosted by Julie Chen and her husband Les Moonves, would include the production team from Survivor. Billy Bush could serve as co-host. This would be "Epic Must See TV". The UN and World Court at the Hague could ban everyone from supplying nuclear or chemical weapons to the island. Conversely, threat of nuclear annihilation would act as the ultimate disincentive for any offshore criminal activity. This is a fantastically humane, fair and balanced solution. It benefits the planet and finally allows the family to do something beneficial for Planet Earth.
However, for those gentle readers who may be willing to play for pay, please respond to this article with any and all " better long term solutions" ( i.e., lasting for 1000 years or more). Thank you for your time and attention.
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Sober reflection after reading the profiles of the 5 fellow human beings who perished as a direct result of “ having no other choice to participate in Wednesdays US Capitol Terrorist attack.
Please consider waking up today, America. Trump was never funny in a healthy or good way. He was always more like an addictive sedative/ brain muscle relaxer, usually taken after work, like all the best recreational drugs.
The terrorists were all pre-meditated in the run up to 1.6.2021. The truly tragic thing is that anyone thought or still thinks this is the way to remain a Democratic Republic. Take the time to look up the definitions of the words "democratic" and "republic".
POTUS45, his direct hires and appointees are all antithetical to remaining as a Democratic Republic. They are horrifyingly similar to the people written about in that now infamous "Trump holding The Bible photo-op" book.
Side Note: Continuing this "my religion/ spiritual practice is better than your spirituality/ religion is ultimately a zero-sum game when you consider that this plant Earth is the place we all occupy and the only place we know we can continue to live. Way too many human beings believe " if can't all live together, we deserve to die together".
I FLATLY, UNEQUIVOCALLY RENOUNCE AND REJECT SUCH PREDESTINATION ( a passive-aggressive SUICIDAL IDEOLOGY). It and all its related variants have precipitated only death and destruction in exchange for wealth and power of an unsustainable, well armed, wealthy and powerful minority everyone is expected to aspire to willingly or by constant pressure on our collective necks. We have all seen what a little over 8 minutes of such pressure can due to an otherwise healthy adult in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
America, think on these things. Our continued existence as a Democratic Republic depends on all of us following this recommendation. What we've had so far in history has not helped everyone on the planet. I prefer working with the planet we have been given.
(C) VernonNickersonSchoolcoach 2021