MHFS on How to EXCORIATE a PanAfricanAmerican Male Closeted Gay AlphaPhiAlpha, Inc. and formerly(?) morbidly obese NARCISSIST
Let us begin by giving definitions of EXCORIATE: a verb, meaning 1.) censure or criticize severely; 2.) damage or remove part of the surface of (the skin). Becauseyou might be curious as to how this particular essay inspired, I am more than happy to share. Basically, the real life person I am parodying on purpose in this essay unfortunately reminds me way too much of my incest perpetrating narcisstic closeted Lincoln Log Cabin Republican Grand Old Party (TITANIUM CARD)*-CARRYING paterfamilias, ie, the father-figure as baby rapist. Note well how easy it is to excoriate without using a single expletive. That gentle readers is one of may favorite things about the English language.
After virtually zero communications for the past three years of a global pandemic, I received a really vile text message from this selfish and self-centered skilled former news personality a from a midwestern red-state Fox Entertainment Network affiliate, a.k.a.,FOX TV. Yes, quiet as they have kept it until now, a Black/Negro/BIPOC TRUMP loyalist. It is amazing to me that in September of 2022, after all the murder, mayhem, fear mongering, and 99.999% of 19% of Planet Earth’s population proudly self-identifying as angry, hurt and resentful people actively prejudiced against basically 81% of the global BIPOC majority, such toxic variants of homo sapiens yet appear to be thriving. In fact, if their elected and royal Oligarchs continue to wage wars across Eastern Eurasia, they may yet manifest Planet Earth’s first and last nuclear winter. We have the technology, according to the ancient voiceover artist at the start of every episode of “The Six Million Dollar Man”.
What happened less than five minutes after I read and deleted the text was a classic narcissitic move. They called an actual mutual NUBAA friend of mine here in Los Angeles, repeated their wildly inappropriate and baseless accusations — and she called me to verify for herself. So instead of direct communication, they got someone else to make first contact after I had given them 2 viable alternatives. The first option given before the text basically accusing me of having become “Lord V*****ort/CruellaDeVil” and being frustrated and angry that I had ignored his “offer of help” after deciding on his own that I needed a “lifeline(??)”, which of course, was him. All I had said was write me an old-fashioned letter via USPS and I would write him back via USPS. The second option was to contact his former FOX-affiliate co-worker, my dear cousin and 4-time since 2020 terminal cancer survivor who lives just 10–15 minutes ( in MKE “light traffic) from his home. Now I ask you, gentle reader, exactly what part of “I have blocked your call and reported your number as spam” could have been misunderstood? NO PARTS were misunderstood, just intentionally ignored. Rule ONE for the narcissist: “It”, whatever “it” might be , is never their fault.
So, after three hours + of me catching our mutual friend up on my life from 2019 to 9.9.2022, she felt she had more than enough content to report back to my Robspierre Androgynous Mooorish OG_MC wannabee(?)**, a.k.a. as former RAM in the BUSH Years Ago-go, That News Guy (TNG), RAMOG McWa**, (insert the name of your favorite Narcissist HERE ). About 90 minutes into my story, she fell asleep, bless her heart, so I filled in the gap with some of my favorite songs***. The last piece, a classic Black gospel foot stomping romp, woke her up :
***- “I Don’t Want To Know”, from the Broadway musical “Dear World”, feat. Dame Angela Lansbury, “Children, Go Where I Send Thee”, feat. Johnny Cash and a host of other Country Western icons, Live in Denmark, and “Stay Connected”, feat. the Choirs of Trinity United Church of Christ ( from Chicago, IL)
So what is my BIG TAKEAWAY from this story? The Four Pillars: UL, UPR, TGR. LTLYITGLOA and “God Is Good (all of the time)” feat. the Choirs of Trinity United Church of Christ ( from Chicago, IL)
And so it is, Saturday afternoon, 9.10.2022. So they sung a hymn, and went out onto the Mount of Olives.
It’s Not Over
Album • Karen Clark Sheard • 2006
12 songs • 1 hour, 2 minutes. It’s Not Over is an album by multiple Grammy and Stellar award winning gospel singer Karen Clark Sheard, released on January 24, 2006. The album peaked at #4 on the Billboard Top Gospel Charts and #124 on the Billboard Top 200. This is Karen Clark Sheard’s debut as a solo artist for Word Records, but not her first foray with the label, as she was signed to Word as a member of the Clark Sisters two decades prior to the album’s release. Former gospel artist Desmond Pringle was instrumental in signing Sheard to the label. This is the first Sheard album that does not include any guest appearances at all, not even from daughter Kierra “Kiki” Sheard who had appeared on all of Clark-Sheard’s previous solo albums to date. However her son, J. Drew Sheard, played drums for all of the live recorded tracks, as well as producing the closing track. From Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It's_Not_Over_(Karen_Clark_Sheard_album)) under Creative Commons Attribution CC-BY-SA 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/legalcode)