Okay Clem: Trade me your job with tenure included with full time hours, and I will promote your essay to my readers. This will thoroughly annoy them and amuse me. By the way, your school must allow me to teach creative writing remotely so I don’t need to relocate to whatever color other than blue Minnesota might be becoming.

I can be reached for free on Linked In. I would be available to start ASAP.

Sincerely,

Vernon Nickerson, MA