The Night I Fell In Love
Written after a truly evil straight black man seduced me with an oscar-worthy Venturan-Mind-F#$k! I sought the two happiest endings from my FB LGBTQIA+pride🌈 posts to remind me to be grateful that 1.) It was 100% virtual, masked, fully clothed and social distanced. [ No sparks flew and I still tested negative, so there you go!] 2.) Unlike Vulcans I have known, he liked my Kruteaz Brand Lemon Bars, 3.) HE!?! will never ever taste my award-winning pecan pie! Ahh, sweet and ultimate revenge truly is a public “dishing” served cold, “3G-W!”
Congratulations to both of you! Now, Scruffy Keenan , you do realize that your ability to be married successfully once increased your attractiveness to ALL ELGIBLE BACHELORS, regardless of age differentials, right? Surrounded by homophobes and homophobia in the mainstream society, what gay boi in his right mind would want to come home to more ugly drama!!?? I just wish my LGBTQIA+ cohort in truly evil heterodox birth families* had had Facebook and tech and groups like this one to prove to ourselves that we did not ever have to "settle" for those initial caricatures depicted in mass media!😡 You remember-- the one's where the gay guys always committed suicide or descended into drugs, alcohol, prostitution, etc.!?!
I am proud to make your acquaintance, gentlemen! Continue to care for each other and may your happily ever after inspire generations to come! ( PS: This year,2022, we all have to VOTE LIKE OUR LIVES DEPEND UPON IT-- BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY REALLY DO!🖖🖖🤟🤟💚🖤🤍❤💙💜🤎💛🧡💯💯🌈🌈🙂🙃
*[from 1959 until ( my father the rapist)died from his body eating itself from the inside out in April of 2000],
Why NOT CHOOSE WHAT ARE CLEARLY THE BEST BOYS OF ALL POSSIBLE WORLDS! 🧡💛🤎💜💙❤🤍🖤💚🤟🤟🖖🖖💯💯🌈🌈🧡💛🤎💜💙❤🤍🖤💚 ( Once you taste the rainbow, you realize what Auntie Mame said was too true, " The world is a banquet table...and most of the "suckers" are starving!) Row, row row your boat.....💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈
Some pro tips for dating some hot Mormon boys: 1. Some will break up when they discover you are not into the BDSM they had when they were in their LDS home 'circles', 2.) The LDS, legendary for their genealogical archives, will come knocking at his door right after you and your Mormon had been out on the town followed by a wild night between the sheets ( to a shame-and-guilt-ridden Baptist, THAT was a bit disconcerting, but my Mormon took it in stride), 3.) If neither 1.) Or 2.) really happened to you, CONGRATULATIONS! IT IS LIKELY YOU'VE FOUND LOVE FOR A LIFETIME!💚🖤🤍❤💙💜🤎💛🧡🖖🤟💯🌈
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