Welcome Back to One Bizzaro World After A UNIQUELY AMERICAN Lockdown that Never was.
Quote from Comic Genius, JP SEARS:
I love Freedom, therefore I love Florida! An absolutely packed house of free, beautiful, face naked souls having fun and feeling dangerously happy at the first show of the weekend at @visanidinnertheater! If you stand for freedom, then I stand with you. Well done Florida 🙌🏽
Approximately, April 2, 2021: A packed house of deliriously happy JP SEARS fans in Florida. I guess if COVID19 continues it's rapid decline and all y'all?/ 50%/y'all were vaccinated, an even larger celebration / reunion should be held with JP SEARS hosting on April 20th 2021. I look forward to how we welcome back the 400,000 who Dr. Birx acknowledges.... didn't really die/ have to die/ are not represented in this crowd of zero-risk patients. Maybe they should all consider becoming Red Cross blood donors. Or maybe serving as comedy ombudspersons in neighborhoods impacted by grief over COVID19 casualties? 🙈🙉🙊❤🧡💛💚💙💜🖤💯💕😏
Who is JP SEARS? Why should America care? Well, primarily because he never really ever(?) locked down. Nor apparently did he socially distance, test, or quarantine. During the big freeze in Texas, he frolicked in the snow. I never really was down with his growing line of product endorsements which have made him one of the dominant culture COVID19 Profiteers(!)
However, after earning big CA bank, he cashed in some bitcoin and relocated to a Texas McRanch home. He was an early Texas- adopter, followed by Elon Musk. Yes, JP featured a TESLA in one of his hilarious and sexy-parodies of gym-rats/ exercise geeks.
If seeing is believing, in JP SEARS universe, COVID19 never harmed anyone. In fact, the closer your we're to the man himself, the healthier you became. His health, wealth, fame and fortune grew. He performed wherever there were apparently large clusters of asymptomatic and or never infected people who mostly have only ever self-identified as white/ pink-skinned descendants of non- Hispanic cultures (?).
When most of California was sheltering in place, dealing with sudden unemployment, homelessness and or hunger while friends and family appeared to be dropping dead like flies, JP SEARS built a national fan base.
Since the earliest days of " the global pandemic for some of us", JP SEARS & tribe roamed freely across America. His performances were celebrated wherever he performed. He had a stable nest egg pre-COVID19. He "Parlor- parlayed" that into a Texas-sized fortune. In JP SEARS' libertarian utopia, sharing and or stewardship are for suckers. As long as Jeff Bezos, Bill and Melinda, Oprah, Beyonce, Nas X, Will and Jada, Black, Brown and Yellow/ white mega-church leaders and white churchgoers thrive, he will thrive, living some combination of their best lives FEARLESSLY across this great American Empire (a USA in decline?).
If in some utopian Heavenly future, JP and Elon want re-admission to CA, do we welcome them back,? with or without conditions?
For JP SEARS:
Funeral services for DeArthur Pinson, Jr., age 36 and formerly of Palestine, will be held on Friday, April 9, 2021 at Dogwood Hill Baptist Church with burial to follow at Magnolia Cemetery. Viewing will be held on Thursday, April 8, 2021 from 11:00 AM to 2:00 PM at McCoy Funeral Home. Mr. Pinson died on March 27, 2021 in Mexia, Texas.
It would be a powerful statement of national unity if you and Governor Abbott attended the memorial and paid respects to this Veterans' grieving family and loved ones.
We know about as much as to why and how he died so needlessly as we know about why 2015 to 4.6.2021 ever happened, either. This tragedy could offer America a chance to repent and cease it's aggressive repudiation of unconditional love and or unconditional positive regard. April 8 - 18 2021 could mark the beginning of restoration and a debtor's jubilee year for our Democratic Republic.
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