Welcome to USA2021: LAND OF ENCHANTMENT!
MUST SEE ON YOUTUBE!
Seriously FB peeps, note how intoxicated every interview subject sounds and behaves. Note well the Universal and unapologetic lack of hospitality of each person interviewed. Note well the interlocutor, Mr. Jordan Klepper, is fully unarmed. He is, in my humble opinion, the Bravest White Male Heterosexual in the USA. Why?
Good question, so I'll offer an answer: Tall white, and unarmed, Jordan Klepper , armed with only a camera crew from The Daily Show*, goes into places where a gang of probably well-armed Trumplicans** rules and reigns to consistently conduct civil conversations. Had any of his interview subjects not been impaired on legal and or illegal toxic intoxicants, they could have and surely would have jumped him, killed him, and burned his remains -- and this footage would never have been permanently digitized for our collective comic entertainment. Furthermore, they would have, assuming they were arrested(?) charged(?) simply applied the new Kyle Rittenhouse Defense (rTm) and been exonerated in 2022. Anybody is welcome to present unimpeachable evidence to prove me wrong.
No arguments or professional paid polemicists pretending to speak as journalists( PPPJ'S) are allowed to speak or attempt to assist those making a sincere attempt to disprove the truth of my claims.***
As we all know, PPPJ'S roam free at FOX MEDIA, BNC, BET, CNN, CNBC, MSNBC, NBC, CBSN, ESPN, CBS, ABC, & NPR/PBS. The sad/ but makes us laugh TRUTH? JORDAN KLEPPER does what they all used to do much better, and for far less "obscenely obnoxious amounts of money", than all of "those!" people combined. I hope he at least makes some kind of hazardous duty pay! Prove me wrong, I can wait. Again, anybody is welcome to present unimpeachable evidence to prove me wrong.
* ( shout out to my platonic crush, the BOSS BOSS who just sued his speciality physicians for malpractice ( another courageous act in the USA, IJS) I💙💜🤎🖤❤🧡💛🤟🤘🖖👍💯💯💯🌈 Trevor noah )
**( every Trump rally GOP attendee who voted for Trump in 2016 and 2020)
***( my feed, Facebook's rules to provide for user safety on its platforms)
Bonus humor for those who read this far: Would the villages who lost Dubya please come and reclaim 71 million GOP Covidiots led by an estranged member of those fightin' Irish Kennedy's?!? With only 4 shopping days until Christmas, their villages need them all to confess their various addictions and start mass producing some blockbuster reality TV just for kicks and giggles if we wind up following HRH and Crew down the slippery slope to perdition paved with pyrite!
If you don't clap 👏👏👏👏 × 100 for this article, well, you have no sense of humor, no life, and are sad, selfish and tragic-- the New Toxic Trifecta and Hallmark of the Illegally Intoxicated!😜🙃🤩😍😂🤣😅😃😀💥
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